Notices by Matt Gray (mattgrayyes@chaos.social)

Getting into the spirit of 1st December shopping by listening this

And if you have no idea what I’m on about, this post by @ErinInTheMorn is a good description.

https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-button-test-how-a-button-press

Imagine there’s a button that when pressed would immediately change your body from what you have now, to that of a goose. You can only press the button once. When pressed everyone will have known you in this new form the whole time, so there’s no social impact at all.

Would you press that button?

If so you may be transgander 🪿

On the off chance my opinion helps:

Vote Kamala

Actually go out and do it.

If in doubt, lobotomise an alpaca

Haunting the streets of London, but make it ✨sparkly✨

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9HY8gzOV0Y

Episode two of Reverse Trivia is out, in which we return to the past!

https://youtu.be/GhZ7q7CBTAI?si=5TUKC_L_l7BvoSjV

@tomscott @garybrannan

You know what’s mad about the future? It’s likely you could swallow and shit 2TB of data in one go without any discomfort.

Yes that’s how I rationalise the increasingly ridiculous density of data storage.

Obvs don’t do this.

I think I might wait for the VST plugin.

Anyone got any personal recommendations for e-Bikes that fit what I’m looking for please?

Requirements
🔹 Large frame, upright riding style: I'm 6’4” an not sporty.
🔹 <20Kg. For lugging it up/down stairs
🔹 Easily servicable/repairable. (Fuck vanmoof and their proprietary parts and different type and size heads on every bolt)
🔹 Integrated lights / display etc. so i dont have to bother detaching stuff when i park up
🔹 Hella power, hella range
🔹 Accelerator (shh) because chronic fatigue

IMO the only safe domestic plug/socket designs are:

Type G (UK), moulded.
Fused, earthed, insulated so you can’t touch live mains, can support its own weight.
Socket switched & shielded until Earth inserted.

Type F (Schuko), moulded.
Earthed, shrouded socket so you can’t touch live mains (unless you try reeeally hard), can support its own weight.

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Type A (USA), all types.
Truly awful

If you can guess what the hell the conversation topic was when I AI generated this image as a pun response, I’ll post you a sticker.

For those who have asked, the answer is yes.

@tomscott
@garybrannan
Chris isn’t on mastodon.

Holy shit if they made these five sizes bigger I would be buying them INSTANTLY

https://www.koifootwear.com/products/spaceman-supernova-platform-heeled-boots?variant=42500479942836

Being “person off the internet” I’m usually careful not to talk about personal stuff. I’m in the odd position where people have a parasocial relationship with me, and are interested in me and my life.

I enjoy sharing my work, humour, and things I’ve made online. But that doesn’t entitle anyone to know anything about my personal life.

I’ve seen other creators have their life and relationships discussed, and I don’t want that.
I’m sharing personal info despite this, in case it helps someone.

Representation is important, especially during times like these where people are marginalised and turned into scapegoats regularly.

So here’s some stuff that, while none of your business, I’ll share in case it helps anyone feeling alone or unsupported.

I’m non-binary and have gender dysphoria.
I’m prob demisexual & polyamorous.

I’ve got ADHD, ASD, and a history of depression, and panic & anxiety disorders.
I take anti depressants monitored by a psychiatrist, and see a therapist regularly.

This lab is fighting cancer and viruses with robots and DNA!

https://youtu.be/OixPCNNdSWk

Time zones are hard.
Quite eepy.

Why would I want to get out of bed? That’s where Blåhaj is.

:(
https://social.network.europa.eu/@EU_Commission/112261084413669833