Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More (joke) group
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jul-2017 23:00:02 CEST Storm Dragon A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 13-Aug-2016 23:00:11 CEST Storm Dragon A new business is open and one of the owner’s friends wants to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrive at the business site and the owner reads the card: “Rest in Peace.†Understandably the owner is angry and calls the florist to complain. After he tells the florist the obvious mistake and how angry he is, the florist replies, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this. Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a card saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location.’â€" !joke