Normal person: "It doesn't work".

Programmer: "That makes no sense, why the fuck doesn't this work? Do what I fucking tell you, you god damn piece of shit, you think I'm going to lose a fight with a fucking machine, I'm going to hit you with my axe in a minute you fermented pile of stinking dingoes kidneys, then I'm going to eat you, and shit you out, and set you on fire, then stomp on your remains, and eat you aga...oh, it works now".

And that's how computer software is made: with bile and hatred.